1. |
Hamster for a Year
03:12
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When I came to Bellingham, it felt like a constant battle
To learn this city’s unfamiliar ways
My friends back home would ask me how was it in Seattle
And after I corrected them, I’d say
Although I don’t quite fit in, I find that I’m quite smitten
I’m not quittin’, I’m admittin’ it today…
I don’t run enough, I don’t hike enough, I don’t like riding a bike enough
They don’t care, they accept me anyway
I’m not cool enough, I’m not cute enough, I don’t appreciate fruit enough
But I’m a Hamster for a year and that’s okay
The corner of West North Street and Northwest Avenue
They tell me Boston’s hard to get around in
Just get into your car and head in any old direction
Before long you’ll be driving up a mountain
I’m in constant locomotion, I’ve got a simple notion
And the ocean’s magic potion’s in my brain…
I’m not green enough, I’m not chill enough, I don’t like walking uphill enough
I’m a liberal but not in the right way
I’m not thin enough, I’m not queer enough, I don’t like drinking craft beer enough
But I’m a Hamster for a year and that’s ok
When I came to Bellingham, I had some expectations
I steeled myself for months of constant rain
But everything’s so beautiful I’d come here on vacation
Make a side trip to Vancouver once again
The prospect is intriguin’, I might become a vegan
Walk a league without fatigue and never stray…
I’m not hip enough or type B enough, I don’t like using PCs enough
I don’t even know how roller derby’s played
I don’t laugh enough, I don’t smile enough, I don’t even like Ryan Stiles enough
But I’m a Hamster for a year and that’s, no matter how I might appear, it’s just
I’m not weird enough, I’m not slow enough, I’m not pissed about GMOs enough
I sometimes eat fast food on Samish Way
I’m not punk enough, I’m not hot enough, and I don't vaporize pot enough
But I’m a Hamster for a year, I’ll even try the beer
I’m a Hamster for a year and that’s ok
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2. |
Lifeline
02:35
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The darkness, the silence
The fear that cuts into me
The danger, the promise
The desperate need to be free
And if I make it out alive I'll see you on the other side
Right now all we can do is just hold on
There's a lifeline reaching through the blackest night
There's a lifeline waiting for your final flight
There's a lifeline stretching to the edge of dawn
There's a lifeline telling you to just hold on
I sat there, I waited
Just counting stars and marking time
A moment, my one chance
Step forward, reaching for the line
And if I make it out alive I'll see you on the other side
But there's no time to think it through, so just hold on
There's a lifeline reaching through the blackest night
There's a lifeline waiting for your final flight
There's a lifeline stretching to the edge of dawn
There's a lifeline telling you to just hold on
They say it's perilous out there
But baby I don't even care
Better to die trying to fly than to stay here on the ground
Sensation, elation
A chill that cuts me to the bone
No time for misgivings
I'm soaring out to the unknown
And if I make it out alive I'll see you on the other side
But now there's nothing else to do but just hold on
There's a lifeline reaching through the blackest night
There's a lifeline waiting for your final flight
There's a lifeline stretching to the edge of dawn
There's a lifeline telling you to just hold on
There's a lifeline heading to another place
There's a lifeline flying through the dead of space
There's a lifeline coming that'll soon be gone
And it's coming for you, so just hold on
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3. |
Wonderland
03:54
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They call it Wonderland
The very last stop on the line
A derelict beach, some broken down buildings
A wonder that faded with time
And on that frozen shore
I stood and stared out at the mist
Your back was to me, as you picked through the shells
And I ached for the signs I had missed
And I wondered if we could persist
I walked on the sand, never holding your hand
Ashamed and alone with regret
The sounds of the sea, a sustained memory
A wrong I can never forget
How cruel of Wonderland
To leave me alone with my thoughts
Replaying a moment forever
And tying myself into knots
The waves crashed on the shore
Taking the sand with the tide
If only I could throw my thoughts in the sea
And leave all my guilt cast aside
My conscience could be purified
I walked on the sand, never holding your hand
A trial I put myself through
The sounds of the sea, a sustained memory
And through it, I never really saw you
It’s been years since Wonderland
We left it behind long ago
But I keep coming back, I don’t really know why
There’s something I just can’t let go
I’m not done with this place
Or maybe it’s not done with me
The cold and the fog bring back who I was
And who I continue to be
As I wander alone by the sea
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4. |
Free
03:06
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We were so good for one another
But that was long ago
You wanted me and I wanted you
But we change and grow
And when you told me it was over, that we could not go on
The dark of my despair gave way to breaking dawn
I thought I needed you to make me
I thought that leaving you would break me
My desperation made me take the only road
I thought I had, and suddenly I’m free
We said some things to one another
Some stuff we didn’t mean
And the future that’s before us
I could not have foreseen
So you said you didn’t mean it, and you want me to return
But now I’ve tasted freedom, and the power I have earned
I thought I needed you to make me
I thought that leaving you would break me
You were the one who sent me off to sea
And now this ship has sailed, and suddenly I’m
You could have had me but you let me go (you let me go)
Now I’ve seen beyond the status quo (status quo)
The whole wide world is opening up to me
I thought I needed you to make me (never thought it would end like this)
I thought that leaving you would break me (never knew what I wouldn't miss)
I cried for hours when you told me it was over (now it's over and)
But I’m done, and suddenly I’m
Free
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5. |
Dr. Google
03:17
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There’s a pain in my head, it started on Sunday
I was thinking about all I had to do on Monday
Is it safe to go out, what the hell is wrong with me
Got a $20 copay so I turned to WebMD
Arterial tearing, acute sinusitis
Inner ear infection or encephalitis
Got a panic disorder I got about my headache
But it’s probably
Cancer, Cancer
There’s a rumor that a tumor is always the answer
Melanoma, carcinoma, lymphoma, Oklahoma
Can’t be aging, so I’m paging Dr. Google
Called in sick and thought I’d have a quiet day alone with me
But the contents of my colon spoke up to disagree
I’m glued to the toilet, stuck here all alone
Why could this be happening, thank god I have my phone
Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B,
Lactose intolerance or Hepatitis C
Celiac disease or gas station sushi
But it’s probably
Cancer, Cancer
There’s a rumor that a tumor is always the answer
Melanoma, carcinoma, lymphoma, Oklahoma
Bowels raging, so I’m paging Dr. Google
Causes shown here are commonly associated with this symptom
Work with your health care professional for an accurate diagnosis
Got a phone call from my boss, said don’t bother coming in
30 sick days in the red and my patience has worn thin
After that I felt so awful I could not get out of bed
Is there something really wrong or is this in my head
Munchausen’s disorder, Bipolar Type 2
Moderate depression, Schizophrenia, the flu
Histrionic personality or chronic fatigue
But it’s probably
Psychosis, Psychosis
Rule out all the others it’s the only diagnosis
I’m simply going crazy, put that straitjacket on me
When they take me away, I hope they have the cure for
Cancer, Cancer
No more health insurance so the internet’s my answer
Melanoma, carcinoma, lymphoma, Oklahoma
No more stalling, so I’m calling Dr. Google
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6. |
Emotional Labor Union
02:18
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Workers of the world, it’s time to stand and fight
We have taken far too much, it’s time that we unite
We are working every day, never getting any pay,
There must be a better way, so now
It’s time to form an emotional labor union
It’s time to form an emotional labor union
Your mom has a birthday, but you can’t recall the date
You want to tell me all about the coworkers you hate
This is not my freakin’ job, just to listen to you sob,
Now I’m raising up a mob, to say
It’s time to form an emotional labor union
It’s time to form an emotional labor union
We’re a bargaining collective
With newfound union power
And we’ll listen to your problems
For fifty bucks an hour
And our contract is up for renegotiation
We want 4 weeks paid emotional vacation
Will you join us in our cause though the fight be long and hard?
If you do emotional labor you can get your union card
You must be out or in, for it’s time that we begin,
We will fight and we will win, today
It’s time to join the emotional labor union
It’s time to join the emotional labor union
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7. |
White iPhone 3G
04:22
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Life is beautiful
But we only can enjoy it for a time
Some of us live for many years
But you were cut down in your prime
And I’m sorry that we had to say goodbye
And I’m sorry that you met this tragedy
And I’m sorry that I couldn’t save your life that night
I’m sorry that I lost you, my white iPhone 3G
You were the most loyal of friends
A constant companion of my own
You stayed by my side till the end
Even though you were just a phone
And I’m sorry it was I that did you in
And I’m sorry that you met this tragedy
And I’m sorry that I couldn’t save your life that night
I’m sorry that I killed you, my white iPhone 3G
’Twas a bitter cold night in New England
And I had been up far too late
Fell asleep on the couch with the TV still on
And opened my eyes, half-awake
My pants lay beside me in a pile on the couch
A cup of milk sat on the chair
And you, my poor iPhone, sat all by yourself
How was I to get you upstairs?
I groggily searched for ideas
And figured a way to take you up
I would carry my pants in my right arm
And balance the phone atop the cup
And I’m sorry that I’m stupid when I’m sleepy
And I’m sorry that I that I doze off from TV
And I’m sorry that I don’t have a steadier hand
I’m sorry that I drowned you, my white iPhone 3G
My white iPhone 3G
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8. |
This Is an Intervention
02:15
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Should have known you were trouble before we even met
The red flags were were waving, I just didn't see them yet
Then you walked into the room like the thunder rolling in
And the longing in your eyes sent a shiver through my skin
I was foolish, I was trusting, I was easily misled
Should have done this long ago
Stop, sit down, this is an intervention and I
Hope my words can reach you somehow, cause I’ve
Got some things that I’ve been afraid to mention
But I think I’m going to mention them now
I can only imagine what your therapist must think
Having you for a patient is driving her to drink
You’re not capable of happiness, you can’t be satisfied
There’s a hunger deep inside of you that will not be denied
Everyone who tries to feed it will only be devoured
This is where I draw the line
Stop, sit down, this is an intervention and I
Hope my words can reach you somehow, cause I’ve
Got some things that I’ve been afraid to mention
But I think I’m going to mention them now
And someday I hope you’re happy, but I won’t be around
I’ve been swimming in this ocean; I won’t stay until I drown
I’ve done everything I can for you; I leave you with my words
May you find your peace someday
Stop, sit down, this is an intervention and I
Hope that you remember someday, and I’m
Sorry this was how I got your attention
But it’s just that there was no other way
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9. |
Your Mom
02:55
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You can pick your friends
And you are a very good friend but you
Cannot pick your family
Although I actually do like my family, and you
Can’t pick the families of your friends
And so on and so on until the end
And you don’t have to be friends with your friends’ families
What I’m really trying to say here is
I blocked your mom on Facebook
It felt so good and I have no regrets
It asked me “are you sure” and I said “hell yes”
And I blocked her
I blocked your mom on Facebook
I just couldn’t take anymore of the stress
I don’t care if she knows, I just know that I need
To get your mom off my feed
I like you a lot
You’ve been a positive presence in my life since we met
And I
Value your opinions on many subjects
And the most amazing thing about you is
How different you are from the bigot that raised you
Like, you’re hardly even anti-Semitic at all
Just a little bit
I blocked your mom on Facebook
And now I don’t have to see any more QAnon
I don’t even really know which post did it
I just woke up and blocked her
I blocked your mom on Facebook
COVID was not made in a lab in Wuhan
I don’t care if she knows, I just know that I need
To get your mom off my feed
Was it really your mom or a Russian bot?
Or maybe a sentient ocelot?
Whatever, I don’t care anymore
I blocked your mom on Facebook
And your dad is on thin ice, by the way
I’m sorry you that have to stay friends with them
Cause I blocked her
I blocked your mom on Facebook
She copy/pastes Alex Jones at least twice a day
I don’t care if she knows, I just know that I need
To get your mom off my feed
To get your mom off my feed
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10. |
Sleepless
04:33
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Now I lay me down to bed
Fearful of the day ahead
The enemy inside my mind
To restless night I lie resigned
The demon of fear and the demon of doubt
Scream in my ear and I can't get 'em out
The panic inside and the impotent rage
Look at myself, don't see how I can change
Don't think I'm asking too much
I never asked for too much
Just wanna make everybody happy all the
I never asked for too much
I don't see how it's too much
Just wanna make everybody happy all the time
Did my small remark offend?
I never meant to hurt a friend
Please excuse my attitude
I know that I can be so rude
If I ask pardon, or offer excuse
Will I absolve myself or just confuse?
Are we ok or have I overstepped?
If I am forgiven, then can I accept?
Don't think I'm asking too much
I never asked for too much
Just wanna make everybody happy all the
I never asked for too much
I don't see how it's too much
Just wanna make everybody happy all the
How could anybody like me?
Can't they see through my facade?
How could I or anybody
Have the nerve to be so flawed?
I try to escape but I can't get away
I'm stuck with my demons in bed where I lay
A state of tranquility soon may I keep
It probably would help if I ever could sleep
Don't think I'm asking too much
I never asked for too much
Just wanna make everybody happy all the
I never asked for too much
I don't see how it's too much
Just wanna make everybody happy all the
I never asked for too much
I don't see how it's too much
Just wanna make everybody happy all the
I never asked for too much
I don't see how it's too much
Just wanna make everybody happy all the time
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11. |
It Was the Ghost
02:14
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I’m sorry, Dad
You seem upset
You’re driving Kitty
To the vet
My lunch got in her bowl
Somehow, I suppose
But it wasn’t me
It was the ghost
I’m sorry, Mom
Your foot’s in pain
Because it landed on
My model train
I put that thing away
An hour ago
So it wasn’t me
It was the ghost
For you see
Back in the 18th century
There was a little old lady who lived in this very home
And she fell down a well and died
And it was sad and everyone cried
But her spirit rose from the grave and began to roam
And she loved children
And she loved kitties
And she hates it when mean parents make their children and their kitties eat disgusting food that they don’t like so stop it okay!!!
I’m sorry, Dad
It’s not my fault
That Mrs. Perkins switched the sugar
And the salt
Some salty coffee
With your toast
I guess you should
Not mess with ghosts
You bought a house
It came with a ghost
Cause it wasn’t me
It was the ghost
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12. |
This Too Shall Pass
02:20
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Boat on the river
Head for the sea
The current flowing
Gonna take my paddle
And set it free
Just stop rowing
I will reach my goal
I don’t need control
This too shall pass
This too shall pass, but
Only if you let it
Only if you let it
This too shall pass
This too shall pass, but
Only if you let it
Only if you let it
Soft summer rain washes
Dust of the day
The world is glistening
Wind at my back, won’t you
Take me away
I am listening
A rustle in the trees
A whisper in the breeze
This too shall pass
This too shall pass, but
Only if you let it
Only if you let it
This too shall pass
This too shall pass, but
Only if you let it
Only if you let it
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13. |
The Miner's Song
02:55
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My granddad was a mining man
And my daddy was one too
And the noble work of the mining trade
Is the life I was born to, boys
The life I was born to
I toil all day in darkness
For the coins I can obtain
And I’ll run this Bitcoin mining rig
To work the old blockchain, boys
Work the old blockchain
And it’s hash all day and it’s hash all night
Keep the GPUs online
Millionaires we’ll be, for it grows on trees
In the heat of the Bitcoin mine
I’ve set up my computers
In a rack in the living room
I built it out of some plastic totes
And some blankets and a broom, boys
Blankets and a broom
When my wife saw this contraption
She was filled with qualms and doubt
She said that thing was a fire risk
And her fears were soon borne out, boys
But I quickly put it out
And it’s hash all day and it’s hash all night
Keep the GPUs online
Millionaires we’ll be, for it grows on trees
In the heat of the Bitcoin mine
400 billion hashes
Every second I’ll assay
And every hash turns to cold hard cash
Sixty cents a day, boys
Sixty cents a day
I’ll keep them in my wallet
And I’ll watch their worth compound
For the Bitcoin’s price will go up and up
And never will come down, boys
It never will come down
And it’s hash all day and it’s hash all night
Keep the GPUs online
Millionaires we’ll be, for it grows on trees
In the heat of the Bitcoin mine, boys
The heat of the Bitcoin mine
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14. |
It's Not Me
03:56
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It was a busy week
Then a busy month
Now it’s two months without you
And I've begun to doubt you
When you say
That someday you’ll find
The time to just be with me
The energy to kiss me
It’s not me
It’s not me
It’s not personal, it was just a small
Matter of priority
It’s not me
No, it’s not me
It was not the plan when this thing began
It’s just what it’s got to be
I know you have your work
I would do the same
You have your aspirations
You toil with dedication
Towards your goal
Which is not where I am
Diversion and attraction
My love is a distraction
It’s not me
It’s not me
It’s not personal, it was just a small
Matter of priority
It’s not me
No, it’s not me
It was not the plan when this thing began
It’s just what it’s got to be
Love is limitless
But time is not
Love is frivolous
But hard forgot
And I believe you love me
And I believe you care
And I want you to be happy
Even if I won’t be there
It’s not me
It’s not me
It’s not personal, it was just a small
Matter of priority
It’s not me
No, it’s not me
It was not the plan when this thing began
It’s just what it’s got to be
No, it’s not me
It’s not me
Yeah, I got the news that you had to choose
What’s important to you today
And it’s not me
No, it’s not me
I wish you’d said at first, this whole thing was cursed
But now I’ll be on my way
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15. |
I Got an App
03:36
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Thanks for coming out today, I know you’re really slammed
But this meeting will go down in history
I feel a little jealous when I look at you today
Because you’re just so lucky you met me
I’m sure our business interests will align
Let’s dive right into this, I don’t wanna waste your time
Cause I got an app, and I know it’ll be the next Instagram, you see
I got screenshots in this notebook that I drew
All that we need before we upload is the servers, the art and the code
And I’m sure that those all are things that you will do
Cause I got an app
It’s gonna be the next big thing, it’s like Tinder, but for kids
I think that that description says it all
I’m gonna run this company just like Jack Dorsey did
With ping-pong tables and free alcohol
We’re gonna make the world a better place
And when we pivot, send our options into outer space
Cause I got an app, and I know it’ll be the next Spotify, you see
I got mind maps in this notebook that I drew
All that we need before we upload is the servers, the art and the code
And I’m sure that those all are things that you will do
I’ll go look for venture funding
And so you won’t be seeing much of me
And I’ll pay you in exposure
By which I mean you’re doing it for free
Work with me and I’m confident our skills will synergize
Because, you see, I’ve thought of everything
For instance, now, we haven’t got the funds to advertise
So we’ll rely on viral marketing
Tell your Facebook friends it’s too good to miss
Because I don’t have any since the last time I did this
And I got an app, and I know it’ll be the next Hot or Not, you see
I got pitch decks in this notebook that I drew
All that we need before we upload is the servers, the art and the code
And I’m sure that those all are things that you will do
Cause I got an app
I got an app
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16. |
ZOMG
02:46
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When I met you, I felt like such a n00b
I didn’t understand the way you talk
You told me to DM you and I said “what do you mean?”
You said “LMGTFY, MuckRock!”
You linked me to a page on a web site
With a document I read all the way through
Eighty-three whole pages filled with tiny acronyms
And now this is what I have to say to you:
OMG, (oh my god) YMMS (you make me smile)
XTC, XO XO
ZOMG, (zoh my god), IRLY (I really like you)
GTG; TTYL! YATB, IMHO.
It’s harder to express yourself on Twitter
You have to keep your messages so short
So we abbreviate them, but in order to translate them,
You’re gonna need this FBI report
It was helpfully obtained by a reporter
With a Freedom of Information Act request
Now instead of “hi, good morning!” I can tell you HGM
And this is how I tell you you’re the best:
HAY, (how are you?) ITILU (I think I love you)
XTC, XO XO
OMZ, (oh my Zeus) IPN (I’m posting naked)
GTG; TTYL! YATB, IMHO.
IITYWTMWYKM? (if I tell you what this means, will you kiss me?)
Or maybe you’ll just tell me IIB (ignorance is bliss)
It’s hard to do a Twitter LDR (long-distance relationship)
And the TTF in this PDF is so damn hard to read
I went to go RT you in the morning,
But I found that you had linked to your FB
Where I saw you less than threeing with your IRL BF
Well, I think that I had really BBG
GBML, (goodbye my love) ICBI (I can’t believe it)
LUA (love you always), LGO (life goes on)
FML, (fuck my life) IHA (I hate acronyms)
L8R, TTFN, FOAD, GTFO.
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17. |
Better Days
02:11
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In the new year this year I’m gonna get right
I know I’ve been wrong in my ways
Open my eyes and turn towards the light
I’m moving up towards better days
Cause I’m givin' up livin' for pie in the sky
I’m stoppin’ my knockin' upon heaven’s door
Forget higher power, let’s all just get high
A hedonist forever more
I’m done being saved I’m spending instead
On cheesecake and women and wine
No sense in saving your pie till you’re dead
And pecan will suit me just fine
Cause I’m givin' up livin' for pie in the sky
I’m stoppin’ my knockin' upon heaven’s door
Forget higher power, let’s all just get high
A hedonist forever more
You think everything that’s worth doing is sin
You’ve self flagellated and prayed
Stop waiting for saints to go marching in
Just lay down your sins and get laid
Cause I’m givin' up livin' for pie in the sky
I’m stoppin’ my knockin' upon heaven’s door
Forget higher power, let’s all just get high
A hedonist forever more
A hedonist forever more
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18. |
Stand and Deliver
04:37
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Thunderhead above the prairie
The streets are silent in the town
A baited trap for the unwary
A loaded shotgun in my lap, my band all around
I was forewarned of your arrival
I saw the signs along the trail
But now I’ll fight for our survival
My people can’t afford to have me fail
Stand and deliver your intention
You’ve been preparing for this day since I don’t know when
The time is past for your redemption
The die is cast
You can’t escape the fate that you made
Stand and deliver
You must have known from the beginning
Exactly where this path would go
You’ve placed a bet with all your winnings
The cards are dealt; it’s gonna be one hell of a show
Stand and deliver your intention
You’ve been preparing for this day since I don’t know when
The time is past for your redemption
The die is cast
You can’t escape the fate that you made
Stand and deliver
My neighbors form by me; you bring a storm that we
Will surely weather
You will not break us down; you will not take this town
We stand together
These roles in life are thrust upon us
With me the ground, and you the mask
We must accept them if we’re honest
And if I die, I thank the Lord for setting my task
When I was young, I asked my Papa
What does it take to be a man?
He said, “you get to pick your battles
But when the time has come to face your fate, you must stand”
Stand and deliver your intention
You’ve been preparing for this day since I don’t know when
The time is past for your redemption
The die is cast
You can’t escape the fate that you made
Stand and deliver
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19. |
Gerda
02:25
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Vienna in the spring
Nineteen thirty-seven
The rustle of leaves, the sounds of cafes
It was heaven
And Gerda was 20 years old, newly married
She had to leave it all
And go
With danger behind her
And the unknown ahead
New York was a world of enchantment
A promise of better just over the sea
To the tired and the poor who, like Gerda,
Huddled in masses and yearned to be free
It’s nearly a hundred years on
And I hear the war drumming
I look at my countrymen
At what we’re becoming
And I know in my heart that if Gerda could see it
She’d be dismayed
To recognize clearly
The ghosts she had fled from
Inside her new home
No more is the world of enchantment
Now we are the dangerous place
There’s families in peril, their home is a war zone
We’re slamming the door in their face
Vienna in the spring
Nineteen thirty-seven
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Hedge Trimmer
04:00
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I just got a spouse; we bought a fucking house
In unincorporated Snohomish county
Guess I’ll settle down, suburbanize, sell out
Slip off my college gown and be a townie
This land is fucking gorgeous, I love this fucking lawn
Surrounded on all sides by thirty feet of hedge
Which I’ve gotta trim
Where did my weekend go? I just don’t fucking know
I just went out my door to do some yard work
The next thing that I see, the sky turned black on me
All these gorgeous plants are fucking hard work
How do these fucking yuppies own these fucking lawns
There’s just got to be a better way
When you’re feeling shitty cause your hedge is all fucked up
There’s just one thing that you can do
Go buy yourself a Black and Decker PowerCut
Show those plants the one in charge is you
With a hedge trimmer
Can you believe my hedge? It’s got a perfect edge
I’m outside with my trimmer every morning
The neighbors look my way, and glower as they say
“You really could have given me some warning”
In yard work I am baptized, my soul is cleansed anew
Mazel tov, today I am a man
When you’re feeling shitty cause your hedge is all fucked up
There’s just one thing that you can do
Go buy yourself a Black and Decker PowerCut
Return your masculinity to you
With a hedge trimmer
I ain’t got no HOA (so I gotta trim my fucking hedge)
Got a 20-foot driveway (so I gotta trim my fucking hedge)
Neighbors come by every day and then critique my hedge on Facebook
I just looked out my door - no neighbors anymore
And winding down the street, a trail of bodies
I heard a piercing yell, just like a hound from hell
My yard was overrun by fucking zombies
And in that very moment, I knew what I must do
I went to the garage and found my friend
When you’re seeing zombies creeping through your neighborhood
There’s just one thing that you can do
Go buy yourself a Black and Decker PowerCut
And keep your brains inside of you
With a hedge trimmer
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Nat Budin Mill Creek, Washington
Nat Budin is a singer, songwriter, and producer in the Seattle area, making heartfelt comedy pop and folk music. He's also been a member of the bands Stranger Ways, The Crisis Center, and Klezmoratorium.
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